suspu:

if you still say ‘it’s adam and eve, not adam and steve’ as an argument against gay marriage you need to adam and leave

simplusuflet:

how do you people make all these tumblr friends and boyfriends and girlfriends while i sit clueless in the corner.

• 1/3 of me: I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle.
• 1/3 of me: I wanna be skinny and tiny and dainty and delicate and bony and frail and look cute in everything.
• 1/3 of me: I wanna not give a shit about what I look like and be happy instead.

ca-lb:

thedingledodies:

milktree:

you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum

i need this printed on a t-shirt

Probably the 100th time I’ve reblogged this.

uoa:

do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that