~Just Being Me~

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

minimist:

but why are crop tops more expensive than normal tops

(Source: minimist)

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain)

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cursethegoldfish:

"Free shipping on all orders"

(Source: lolgifs.net)

zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

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(Source: timmyturntner)

masturbationofficial:

"are you available for a skype interview?"

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"no"

jachtagelclarineduro:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

no1knowsmymusic:

tardis—noise:

slaythewendybird:

Soulless Sam was my favorite.

soulless Sam was scary as fuck.

(Source: jamesmcslay)